Humorous
mobi |eng | 2010-09-15 | Author:Terry Pratchett

Chapter 10 THE MELTING GIRL ‘MISS ACHING, I must ask you to leave the Chalk,’ said the Baron, his face wooden. ‘I will not!’ The Baron’s expression did not change. ...
( Category: Humorous July 20,2020 )
mobi |eng | 1999-09-07 | Author:Terry Pratchett

“What’s the matter? What’s the matter?” said the oh god. He took Susan by the shoulders. They felt bony under his hands. “DAMN,” said Susan. She pushed him away and ...
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mobi |eng | 2002-02-04 | Author:Terry Pratchett

Flames roared over Tsort. The entire hubward sky was red. Rincewind and Eric watched from a rock down by the beach. “They’re not topless towers, anyway,” said Eric after a ...
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mobi |eng | 1989-07-30 | Author:Terry Pratchett

There are some songs which are never sung sober. “Nellie Dean” is one. So is any song beginning “As I was a walking…” In the area around Ankh-Morpork the favored ...
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epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 80 'We'll have to wait until they bake another one?' said Vimes. 'No. There vill be no more Low Kings,' said Lady Margolotta. 'Legitimacy, you see. The Scone represents ...
( Category: Humorous July 17,2020 )
epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 114 ‘Mr de Worde, you have I am sure heard the saying that the pen is mightier than the sword?’ De Worde preened a little. ‘Of course, and I—’ ...
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epub, pdf |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 128 Rincewind saw the herd gallop past in the narrow canyon bottom, far below. Large rocks bounded alongside him as the horse continued down in his own personal landslide. ...
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epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

He handed her another picture. 'Oh, that's a good one of William,' she said. 'In the cellar. And . . . that's Lord de Worde standing just behind him, isn't ...
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epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

"You're quite right. It was an entirely voluntary act on my part." A heavy hand dropped on to Rincewind`s shoulder. He looked around and up into the face of an ...
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epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 78 Bill Door paused at the top of the stairs. SHE IS LIVING ON BORROWED TIME, he said. There was an old forge behind the barn. It hadn't been ...
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epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

... Lady Ramkin made herself a cup of cocoa and listened to the rain gurgling in the pipes outside. She slipped off the hated dancing shoes, which even she was ...
( Category: Humorous July 17,2020 )
epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 135 'Thank you, sir. Nor will I.' 'Where are your prisoners?' 'We spread them around the Watch House yards,' said Vimes. 'As they wake up we hose 'em clean, ...
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epub, pdf |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 133 'And we'll chop your head off,' said Lobsang weakly. 'What am I saying? I'm not going to chop anyone's head off!' 'You heard him say it doesn't worry ...
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epub |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

Page 86 'Last week?' said the Dean, and smirked. 'Ah,' said Ridcully. He didn't look embarrassed because people like Ridcully are never, ever embarrassed about anything, although often people are ...
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epub, pdf |eng | 2007-10-04 | Author:Pratchett, Terry

145 'This city is full of clever men,' said the Patrician. 'And dwarfs. Clever men and dwarfs who tinker with things.' 'I am so very sorry.' 'They never think.' 'Indeed.' ...
( Category: Humorous July 17,2020 )